Some Exorcist humor…

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  • #24329
    Steve Dunlap
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    The possessed chicken:  Eggan McMuffin   😀

    #24330
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    FATHER BOJANGLES:  Hello, Eggan.  I'm a friend of your mother's. I'm here to help you.

    POSSESSED CHICKEN:  You might take down this chicken wire then.

    BOJANGLES:  I'm afraid you might get eaten by a weasel, Eggan.

    POSSESSED CHICKEN:  I'm not Eggan.

    BOJANGLES:  I see.  Well then, let's introduce ourselves.  I'm Mr. Bojangles.

    P.C:  And I'm the deviled egg!  Now kindly take down this chicken wire!

    BOJANGLES:  If you're the deviled egg, then why not make the chicken wire disappear.

    P.C:  That would be power most fowl, Bojangles.

     

    😀

    #24333
    Sofia
    Participant

    Wow, I wish I could do a paper on a possessed chicken eggs instead. 😀

    #24334
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    Yes! That would indeed put a “feather” in your cap!

    Father Bowdern

    #24335
    epicwin123
    Participant

    This has brighten my week!

    #24338
    epicwin123
    Participant

    Steve Dunlap said:

    I cast you outttttt, unwinged spirit!!!!! 😀


    I “pluck” you out, unwinged spirit. Laughing

    I should draw a movie poster for “The Eggorcist”  And a scene or too.
    #24339
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    I guess this thread is “sunny side up” 🙂

    #24348
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    Yeah … let's hope no one becomes a “rotton egg!”

    Father Bowdern

    #24350
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    epicwin123 said:

    Steve Dunlap said:

    I cast you outttttt, unwinged spirit!!!!! 😀


    I “pluck” you out, unwinged spirit. Laughing
     

    I should draw a movie poster for “The Eggorcist”  And a scene or too.


    Nice! 😀

    #24351
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    Steve Dunlap said:

    epicwin123 said:

    Steve Dunlap said:

    I cast you outttttt, unwinged spirit!!!!! 😀


    I “pluck” you out, unwinged spirit. Laughing
     

    I should draw a movie poster for “The Eggorcist”  And a scene or too.


    Nice! 😀


    I love this one too because it's so rhythmic with “unclean spirit!” Image Eggan's wings strapped to the wires on a chicken coop!

    Father Bowdern

    #24352
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    LOL!   And for a levitation scene….

     

    FR. BOJANGLES:  Oh my God…this chicken CAN fly!  😀

    #24359
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    Eggan is obviously going to have to spit chicken feed in Father Colonel Sanders eye!

    Father Bowdern

    #24360
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    I had something else in mind. 🙂

    #24361
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    Mercy! Now that would be more funny!

    Father Bowdern

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