Some Exorcist humor…

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  • January 12, 2011 at 6:11 AM #13755
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    What does a possessed chicken say?

    Eat me!  Pluck me!  Pluck me!! Eat me!!

     

    (Poor thing needs an Eggsorcist).  😀

    January 12, 2011 at 6:06 PM #24302
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    Oooh, that's pretty “fowl!”

    Father Bowdern

    January 12, 2011 at 7:59 PM #24303
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    LMAO!  OMG, another bad joke in response to a bad joke!

    'Tis the sign of the Aflockalypse! 😀

    January 12, 2011 at 9:37 PM #24304
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    You're not “yolking!” These yolks could be really funny!

    Father Bowdern

    January 13, 2011 at 9:30 AM #24305
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    Awright….stop “egging” me on! 😀

    BTW, I saw the ghost of a dead chicken the other night…it was a poultrygeist. 😀

    January 14, 2011 at 2:13 PM #24306
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    Oh, yeah! I'm gettin' my “fillet” of these chicken “yolks!” You're “plucking” my last nerve!

    Father Bowdern

    January 15, 2011 at 8:49 AM #24311
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    I cast you outttttt, unwinged spirit!!!!! 😀

    January 15, 2011 at 7:01 PM #24312
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    LMAO! Love it! Using the lines are great! So, doe this mean, “Your mother sucks 'cocks' in hell” is related to roosters and Karras's mother was a chicken?

    Father Bowdern

    January 15, 2011 at 9:51 PM #24314
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    LMAO!!  A mindreader, you are. 😀

     

    Or the line could be, “Your mother shucks flocks in hell!” 😀

    January 15, 2011 at 9:59 PM #24316
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    KARRAS:  You speak Latin?

    POSSESSED CHICKEN:  Eggo te absolvo.

    KARRAS:  No thanks, I had eggs for breakfast.

    POSSESSED CHICKEN:  Oh, really?

    KARRAS:  Yes, over-medium.

    POSSESSED CHICKEN:  You're a real c*ck-sucker.

    KARRAS: That's funny coming from you.

     

    😀

    January 16, 2011 at 1:06 AM #24318
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    You “crack” me up, Steve! You keep “scrambling” my thinking with all these new lines!  Laughing

    “What an eggs-o-lent day for an eggs-ore-cism!”

    Father Bowdern

     

    PS: Steve, you should use your iClone program for 30-second version of The Exorcist (like the one with bunnies) using hens, chickens, roosters, and eggs.

    January 16, 2011 at 8:31 AM #24320
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    Believe me, Good Father, I have indeed thought about it! 😀

     

    KARRAS:  You're very fascinating.

    POSSESSED CHICKEN:  (sneers)

    KARRAS:  No, really.  I see you are quite intelligent.

    POSSESSED CHICKEN:  Indeed I am.

    KARRAS:  I bet you can answer any question put to you.

    POSSESSED CHICKEN:  You may try me if you wish, Karras.  If you wish.

    KARRAS:  Very well.  Which came first?  The chicken or the egg?

    POSSESSED CHICKEN:  (starts flailing about as if splashed by holy water)…..Gaaaahhhh….it burns.   The question burns…..Gaaahhhh….Stop it!  Cease yeast bastard, cease!!!!

     

    😀

    January 16, 2011 at 8:54 PM #24322
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    Go for it!

    “The power of Colonel Sanders compells you!”

    Father Bowdern

    January 16, 2011 at 10:56 PM #24323
    Steve Dunlap
    Participant

    Col. Sanders would probably be one of the eggsorcists. 😀

    January 17, 2011 at 7:15 PM #24328
    fatherbowdern
    Participant

    Eggsolent!

     

    Eggsorcist, Father Sanders

    Priest, Father Bojangles

    Priest and Friend of Father Bojangles, Father Tyson

     

    Father Bowdern

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