[Justin]

“Stick your cock up her.. (you know the rest!)” would have to be the best and line in the original. That and “Your mother sucks cocks in hell.”

For laughs;

“Where’s your god now Merrin? Fucking his only son while you call out his name! He doesn’t care about this whore, but you do.. becuase you want to shove your rotten cock up her juicy ass!”

– from ETB has to be on the list. That was just hilarious coming from the play-doh faced demon. That and “What’s the matter Merrin? Don’t you wanna fuck me anymore?” 😀 I really need to watch ETB again, I’ve forgotten how funny it is.

EDIT:

I also need to add “LICK MY PUSSY!” from ETB. Yes, it’s in there (reversed, after Sarah pushes Merrin down those steps)!