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Errr, how? You’re entitled to your own opinion on the film and I can understand you saying that about Rob Zombie, but not Peter Jackson. Have you actually seen all his movies? One trick pony I think not…
Well I’ve seen Frighteners which I thought was pure crap.
Then I saw Lord of the Rings which I thought was okay.
Then he jumps on the remake/re-imagining fetish with the other no talent hacks such as Rob Zombie, David Eick and Michael Bay and does King Kong, which I thought was pure crap and those were my reasons for calling him a one trick.
We’re in the worse decade of movies and TV because Hollywood is now run by no-talent re-imaging remaking hacks and today’s idiotic ADD movie goers that keep paying money to go see them.
which won 3 oscars,
Yeah.. tech awards for sound editing, special effects.
Nothing prestigous.
The movie was a box office bomb.
He’s quite thin now. He lost all his weight making KK.
I did not know that. Good for him.
and is now working on something new and original. How exactly does that make him only a remake hack now?
Really?
I did not know that.
Good, we need new fresh material.
You can’t go and make a bunch of stupid comments with no valid points to back them up at all…
After witnessing the pure crap that was Rob Zombie’s Halloween and upon rumors of an Exorcist and Jaws remake… I’ve reached my boiling point.
So I lumped Peter Jackson in there because he is part of the problem of what is wrong with Hollywood today because his last movie was a remake.
Hollywood sucks!!!
King Kong remake sucked ass that was directed by a one trick pony who’s now nothing more than a fat bearded, four eyed glasses wearing dork who dresses like a slob and doesn’t wear shoes.
Peter Jackson did okay with Lord of The Rings but now he’s nothing more than a remake re-imagining hack.
I laughed when King Kong bombed at the box office.
Hey great to see ya Shaun.
Shaun says:
“and let it b e known that the DVD has a planned third version.”But be carefull. If you give the DVD a bad review, e69 (classy handle)will call you a faggot and then tell you to fuck off and die 😉 LOL
69 Says (classy handle)
“Well it looks like you don’t have to worry about being offensive on Cap’s board so here goes.
Ratboy, you are the most chickenshit mother fucker I have ever seen on a message board. Waiting almost a whole month before posting a reply hoping I was gone.
What the fuck is OHMB any you little fuckin faggot?
I am a Zombie fan but I am not a groupie. I can take him or leave him.
The point I won’t let your useless, repetitious, stupid ass forget is, you tried to pass off your shitty workprint downloaded copy off as a real review of a movie you didn’t really see. You are an unscrupulous asshole, and I hope you fuckin die you loser piece of shit“
LMAO
Aww look at that. Not only did I make a Rob Zombie groupie cry and have a public meltdown but he also called me a faggot and wished death.
All this hatred he has towards me is because I gave a bad review to his idol’s movie.
What’s even funnier is he calls me a coward. I bet he doesn’t have the balls to say what he posts to my face.
You really are pathetic.
Grow up and get a life and stop licking Rob Zombie’s balls.
“To me this case would be the same as someone reviewing The Exorcist but really reviewing Saytan……….”
That has to be one of the most stupidest comparatives I have ever read.
Those Rob Zombie sycophants will grasp at any straws to defend their idol.
Oh Lookey here, 69 is in a pathetic manner is trying to scrape up some dignity after his public meltdown. LMAO
69 (classy handle) says:
“Your formula for posting is a sleeper. If anyone calls you on your bullshit, call them a “Zombie sycophant†endlessly until it gets deeply repetetive. “
No one is calling me on any bullshit. In fact everyone on this thread agrees with me. Rob Zombie is a no talent white trash dirtbag scumbag hack director and his Halloween remake was pure crap.
It’s just that you can’t handle it and your anger has compelled you to attack me in the most hostile, immature manner all in a pathetic attempt to defend your no talent idol Rob Zombie.
How old are you, 11, 12 ?
You really need to grow up and cease with your childish temper tantrums.
Really, were all laughing at you and making fun of you through e-mail discussions. LOL
I’m happy that I did my good service and convinced other people to not waste their money on this garbage. I even provided them with links on where to watch the movie to see for themselves. 😉
And yes we’re all laughing at you grasping at straws with your ridiculous clames that comparing the two slightly different versions of Rob Zombie’s crappy Halloween movie is like comparing The Exorcist with Sayton.
That is too funny.
You Rob Zombie groupies would stoop to any embarrassing level to defend this crap. LMOA
69 (classy handle) says:
“Sprinkle on some internet uscles, and there you have the recipe.“
Bold claims from a troll that just threatened me, called me a faggot and wished death upon me.
Do you not see how immature you’re acting?
The funny thing about it is you would never say these things to my face.
You’re just a pathetic coward who posts from the safety behind your keyboard in your mom’s basement.
Really, if you want to reclaim what very very very little of what’s left of your dignity, you would apologize to everybody in this community (including me) for your immature, hostile and outrageous behavior in this thread because we’re all laughing at you. 😉
“P.S. LOLing at your own posts is monumentally retarded”
And being a Rob Zombie sycophant that worships his crappy movies and attacks anyone that doesn’t praise the untalented dirt-bag hack is a pathetic loser.
Now why don’t you go back to your home forum at OHMB where you and your like-minded groupies can continue licking Rob Zombie’s balls..
“Well…that sux…i wish this was decent so that i could sit down and watch a new (or remade) horror film and afterwards enjoy it..great review by the way..well i don’t think i’ll waste my money going to see this then”
Don’t even waste your money my friend. It’s pure garbage.
The only people that defends this piece of crap are groupies like etrigan69 who’s opinion is invalid because he’ll say anything to defend his idol. 😉
69 Says:
“Someone is upset they got flat out busted. You watched and reviewed the workprint which wasn’t released by the director or the studio.”No one gives a shit what version I’m reviewing except for a childish whiny pathetic Rob Zombie sycophant like yourself.
Just about everyone agrees that both versions of Rob Zombie’s white trash production sucked. LOL
69 Says:
You have the orignal on such a pedestal, no one could have done it justice in your eyes.That’s because I and everyone else here has good taste and class.
We don’t need Rob Zombie’s tasteless trashy torture porn flick with the Halloween logo slapped on it to be entertained you freak.
69 Says:
That is actually O.K. with me. That you know about Halloween part anything but #1 proves that. Next time just review the actual movie that was released. Not some half assed workprint that was not the final cut.
Would you like a tissue or a shoulder to cry on ? LOL
69 Says:
By the way, I can almost guarantee you I have been on this board quite a bit longer then you have. Not that it means anything. Oh yeah,
Yeah sure. I’ve been here since early 2004 and not once do I remember seeing you around until you disrupt this thread in Rob Zombie’s defense.
The gig is up and you’ve been outed. Now run back to Rob Zombie’s myspace page to continue licking his balls you groupie.
LOL
69 Says:
I see you are all butt-hurtSorry to disapoint you but I’m a straight guy and my butt doesn’t hurt you weirdo.
69 Says:
about getting caught red-handed but that’s your own fault. if you feel the need to review new releases, at least pay to go see the damn thing. You ruined your credibility, not me……Look around blind man, everyone on this thread agrees with me. LOL
You’ve ruined your own credibility by exposing yourself as the mindless Rob Zombie fanboy who’s review is as worthless as this crappy movie. 😉
Justin Says:
Both versions of the film are crap IMO.
The prologue drags on for way too long, and is completely pointless because we’re meant to sympathize with him, but then later lead to believe he is just pure evil?
The rest of the film is just a bad imitation of the original (which I’ve never been of a fan of anyway). There’s no horror, suspense, atmosphere, or even decent kills.
There’s also absolutely no character development so I really couldn’t care less if he had a horrible family or was just pure evil, I wanted him to slash the stupid-ass characters up anyway..
Crap.
Great review and thanks Justin.
From etrigan69:
“Well Ratboy. Hasn’t anyone ever told you that downloading movies is illegal?”
a.) Where and how I saw this lowgrade trashy movie is none of your business
b.) Captain Howdy does not want any discusions of downloading movies on his forum so I left subtle clues for the reader to what version that I am reviewing.
c.) I did come across a bootleg copy of the theater versions and would have written a revised review of that version but it was basically the same white trash, with no suspense and an uninspiring low grade fim production value….or shall I say “lack of valueâ€.
If your sole purpose is register here to defend you’re no-talent white trash Rob Zombie, you’re off to a bad start.
From etrigan69:
” you didn’t see Rob Zombie’s Halloween.”Yes I did and it was a terrible movie.
From etrigan69:
“You saw the readily downloaded workprint. That is a completely different movie from the one shown in theaters.”It’s the same movie with three different scenes changed with the more ridiculous version of those scenes being in the theaters because the suites at Dimenion studios (and we all know how untalented and creatively bankrupt those studio execs are) wanted a few change to avoid the NC 17 Rating.
So basically you had the original scenes (which was written by a no-talent hack,Rob Zombie) replaced by another scene written by no-talent hack studio execs.
Take your pic, both versions suck.
From etrigan69:
“So you review is worthless right off the bat.”Strong words from a Rob Zombie sycophant fanboy. Yeah and your review was sooo one sided. There was nothing articulated about your review. Just blinded fanboyish praise from a groupie…. unlike the fair and unbalanced and articulated review that I provided.
From etrigan69:
“The scene you bitch about regarding the patient getting raped was cut for a much better scene involving people from the cast of “Devil’s Rejectsâ€.”Yeah,.it’s a more unrealistic, ridiculous scene of Michael Myers breaking his chains like the incredible Hulk while being escorted by armed staff security. That scene is uploaded at youtube.
From etrigan69:
“If you feel the need to pass down your wisdom to the rest of us, please do us all a favor and pay to see the actual movie you review instead of downloading the torrent.”Doesn’t matter if I paid to see the movie (which is probably why you’re so upset) is because I didn’t shell out money to put into the pockets of an unimaginative hack like Rob Zombie.
Both versions of the movie (which are almost identicle shares the same flaws).
69 Says:
“I liked it. I liked Zombie’s first two movies.”
Surprising [rolls eyes].
By admitting that you liked House of 1000 Corpse and Devils Rejects (two low grade trashy productions which bombed at the box office) you’re more or less saying that you like anything that has Rob Zombie’s name on it.
And what was that you were saying before about “My review is worthless right off the bat.” ?
considering that both versions of his Halloween movies are just about the same.
69 Says:
“I even liked Hannibal Rising O.K. although it was a rental. I didn’t invest a whole lot into it which may have helped.”It’s nice to see that Hannibal Rising gained at least gained one fan considering that it there’s virtually no one that liked that schlock.
And what was that you were saying before about “My review is worthless right off the bat” ?
69 Says:
“Do I think the review would have been any different had he seen the actual movie? I doubt it. There seems to be two camps on this movie. Those that think it is absolute blasphemy to re-imagine this classic, and those that can enjoy it on it’s own merits.”
Oh notice how you so happen to leave out the other camp… you know the ones that are people that are nothing more than Rob Zombie groupies that blindly praises anything he does.
And what was that you were saying before about “My review is worthless right off the bat” ?
69 Says:
“and those that can enjoy it on it’s own merits.”Perhaps you lack reading comprehension as well. As I clearly stated in my review… I came into this movie with the same open-mindedness as I did with Hallowenn III (The Michael Myer-less entry of the series) and I ended up liking Halloween III.
As I clearly stated it was Rob Zombie’s lack of skills as director to give suspense and the crappy dialogue as well as the meaningless gore and meaningless shock values and shaky Blair Witch cams and the carbon copy of Leather Face and Jason which was Rob Zombie’s interpretation of Michael Myers. Rob Zombie sucks as a director.
You really need to learn to read.
69 Says:
“I have watched the original not too long ago and while the vibe is still there, it is very dated.”This statement alone shows how much you don’t get the original.
How is it dated?
Is it because the characters doesn’t carry i-pods.
The original movie is timeless story.
But I guess you’re just a child that grew up with MTV values.
69 Says:
“If you hated his other movies because you think he is a shabby director then I doubt this movie is for you.”Shabby is an understatement. He’s a terrible director. His movies are all about hillbillies and white trash. He lacks the ability to create an atmosphere of suspense like you see on The Exorcist and the original Halloween.
69 Says:
“I enjoyed the new angles he gave to this movie and you do feel a sense of sympathy for the character. Not as much in the released version then in the workprint, but it is there.”Yeah what a great angle. Make the slasher who brutally murders 15 people sympathetic and make Laurie, a selfish whiny grating unsympathetic character.
Perhaps Rob Zombie should just re-imagine an anti Catholic The Exorcist and make the demon sympathetic and re-imagine Karras and Merrin unlikable sleazy alter boys molesting priests and Christy McNeal can be a sleazy slutty drug addicted mother that neglects her child.
And you would just keep on praising Rob Zombie while trashing the original Exorcist for being too date [rolls eyes]
69 Says:
“I just don’t think it’s fair that the reviewer slagged a movie he hasn’t even seen.”Learn to read fanboy!!!
I did see the movie.
No you’re just here to attack me and try to discredit me because you’re a Rob Zombie fanboy that couldn’t stand to read about my fair balanced negative review of Rob Zombie’s latest schlock.Perhaps you’d be more happy posting over at Rob Zombie’s MySpace page where the other like-minded groupies like yourself can continue to bow down and lick the dirt between Rob Zombie’s toes LOL
