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Fangoria’s Gore Store is flogging new Do-It-Yourself Home Exorcism Kits which have to be seen to be believed. A $9.95 kit will get you:
¢ 1 purple prayer stole
¢ 1 holy water decanter (unfilled)
¢ 1 bright yellow door hanger: “DO NOT ENTER — EXORCISM IN PROGRESS”
¢ 1 GLOW-IN-THE-DARK rosary beads
¢ 1 vomit bag
¢ 1 “official” certificate
¢ BONUS: 20-page EXORCISM MANUAL containing the ACTUAL CATHOLIC RITE OF EXORCISM!
No, this is not a joke. I’m assuming only die-hard Exorcist fans would be picking up something as cheesy as this. I have mine on order.
*CaptainHowdy.com does not endorse silly behavior like performing your own exorcisms at home. Leave that to Catholic priests, please.
