[ManInKhakiExorcist]

Brilliant. Love the 666 weight, too. Thanks for sharing.

M.I.K.E.

[Blizzi]

Can’t believe I missed that. 😛

[Greg]

LMAO, Jason Miller doesn’t look very hungry in that drawing! “Stone phallus inside”… sheesh. LOL! 😀 😛

[Kinderfan]

sweet very sweet!

[Blizzi]

Hollywood special f/x artist/concept designer guru Miles Teves (Robocop, Legend, Pirates of the Caribbean, King Kong) recently sent me his demonic possession entry, Pazuzu Bitz. If you haven’t guessed it yet, the cereal box is based on William Friedkin’s 1973 horror classic, The Exorcist.

Found at Cereal Killers

[fatherbowdern]

I’ve envision the commercial during Saturday-morning cartoons:

“Pazuzu Bitz cereal is finally here! That’s right boys and girls, Pazuzu Bitz cereal includes a free genuine stone phallus in each and every box in three terrific neon colors! Think of how proud you’ll feel when you present your phallus collection during show-and-tell time for your grade school teacher and classmates! They’re Gr-r-reat!

[Very low-tone, almost subliminal voice-over]: “Get your parents to buy Pazuzu Bitz, Pazuzu Bitz, Pazuzu Bitz NOW, or the Devil will beat your ass with a red-hot poker to an inch of your life, you little bastard.”

[Very fast, low-tone voice-over]: “Past is not responsible for any human physical damage to the vagina, anus, or teeth due to misuse of the stone phallus. The purchaser agrees to these terms upon purchase of product at checkout.”

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