Post edited 7:36 PM – August 19, 2010 by Ceru

Savage Streets was disturbing (Linnea Quigley\'s character, damn), and astonishingly mean-spirited. Well, what else would you expect from a movie called Savage Streets, right?
One thing that took the edge off for me was its cheesy, low-budget appearance, boom mics in the shot, etc.

I actually enjoyed Born Innocent. I mean yeah, it was shocking, and depressing as all get-out. I just wanted to take Linda – Chris Parker, wasn\'t that her name? – by the hand and run away with her and not be found by the authorities. Umm, of course, my hopeless crush on Linda at the time (I was 14 years old) maybe had something to do with that!

Savage Island, now that\'s a real hoot. Linda is at the very beginning, and the very end of this bad incoherent mess of two bad foreign films badly edited together. Oh, it\'s bad! However, the box art for the VHS release is eye-popping. Haven\'t seen it yet? Go to Google Image Search and type \"linda blair savage island\" and your eyes will almost certainly pop… out. Pop out. Yes. Your eyes will pop out.

I found a preview of some movie called Imps* on iTunes. It was shelved in 1983, and only just released in 2009. Linda\'s scene is shown in its entirety on iTunes as the \"Don\'t\" girl.

Post edited 2:07 PM – September 20, 2010 by Ceru

Roller Boogie is fun, and Linda is cute, but – no surprises here – it\'s also badly dated and badly acted.

Night Patrol is a bit crude (the sperm bank scene is… ugh), but a few of the gags are original. Linda\'s character\'s name is Sue Perman, and she almost faints when the midget captain\'s speech includes the words \"crap tonight\", then they beat you over the head with the joke. Ehh, you kinda have to see the movie.